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» November 8th, 2011, 4:35 pm » Short link

A four-letter word. It also happens to be all you need.

Was that answer better?

» November 12th, 2011, 4:37 am » Short link

Not as good as the answer you mom gave me (XD)

Anyone in the Tag Barrel?

» November 19th, 2011, 6:59 am » Short link

I'll answer with another question:

What is a Tag Barrel?

» November 30th, 2011, 3:50 am » Short link

Something my mom makes mystery meat in.

What is mystery meat?

» November 30th, 2011, 1:03 pm » Short link

Apparently what your mom makes in a tag barrel.

Why in a tag barrel?

» December 4th, 2011, 6:36 am » Short link

All the ghost barrels were being stingy.

So, as I mentioned in Random Thoughts; I wished for the sexiest person ever for Christmas, and on Christmas day I woke up in a box. Where's my sexy person?!

» December 4th, 2011, 7:02 am » Short link

I answer this with another question:
Did you forget to order your mail-order bride? :P

» December 4th, 2011, 3:59 pm » Short link

Whoa. I take things slow.

If I were comb my hair down into a mullet how embarrassing would it be?

» December 5th, 2011, 6:00 am » Short link

That depends.

Do you live in the south, are a country singer, and don't get embarressed easily?

» December 11th, 2011, 6:54 am » Short link

Yes, no and i walk outside in my underwear, you tell me.

What's a threesome? XD

» December 11th, 2011, 1:23 pm » Short link

It's between a rock and a hard place.

If a forest falls in a tree and everyone hears it, doesn't it make a sound?

» December 15th, 2011, 6:21 am » Short link

No. It makes a dent in the ground.

I'm back for my occasional visit. Did everybody miss me?

» December 17th, 2011, 4:18 pm » Short link

With the fiery passion of a thousand suns.

Ok maybe not THAT much. That's plain creepy

How much sugar is too much?

» December 18th, 2011, 2:04 am » Short link

A 8hvq893vt4uertcuqerhytqvtoiqyro8t2369852v805454vjiow4eeeeeyowjillion tons.

My 6 key was a bit stuck while writing this response. Why?

» December 18th, 2011, 4:05 am » Short link

Because of the sugar all through your keyboard from eating 8hvq893vt4uertcuqerhytqvtoiqyro8t2369852v805454vjiow4eeeeeyowjillion tons of it.

Why would you think of eating that much sugar?!

» December 18th, 2011, 4:26 am » Short link

I didn't.

Shall we go to the store?

» December 18th, 2011, 5:32 am » Short link

I answer this with another question!

Why? To get more sugar?

» December 19th, 2011, 4:03 am » Short link

NO!

Ah-ah-owa?

» February 16th, 2012, 1:05 am » Short link

Wtf?

What does that mean?

» February 16th, 2012, 3:17 pm » Short link

It's obviously a bagel!

Why does Kimi cry all over the forums?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 2nd, 2012, 12:44 am » Short link

Cause she lost her papa to cancer at the age of 2 and her mama disappeared about a month later. (read "Remember" for more information http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6057457/1/Remember )

Why are you so worried about Kimi?

» March 2nd, 2012, 1:12 pm » Short link

Because everyone on these forums dies if they're sad.

When did you learn to fly?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 3rd, 2012, 2:21 am » Short link

When Cranky shoved an airplane up my ass. XD

When did you learn how to walk?

» March 3rd, 2012, 2:19 pm » Short link

When I observed some Klaptraps in action.

How did you grow such long hair?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 3rd, 2012, 3:43 pm » Short link

I got it from my mama.

Do you like big butts? And you can not lie.

» March 4th, 2012, 4:10 pm » Short link

Nah, peach butts always have a giant seed in the middle.

Do you ever grab your boyfriend and roam the town together?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 5th, 2012, 2:52 am » Short link

I don't grab him, i DRAG him!! XD

What's 2 + 2?

» March 5th, 2012, 1:48 pm » Short link

FISH!!!

How did I get on this Enguarde?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 6th, 2012, 3:10 am » Short link

You met each other at the bar and...nevermind.

Why did you go to the bar?

» March 6th, 2012, 3:40 pm » Short link

Well you see, I'm a detective. I was hot on the trail of some murder and kidnapping suspects and followed them into Joe's Bar, where they ambushed me, erased my memory, and left me in a bathroom stall. I later regained my memory and put those people in jail.

Does your sister ever try to trap you?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 7th, 2012, 10:34 am » Short link

She did...when she was still alive.

How do you remember all that if they wiped your memory?

» March 7th, 2012, 2:24 pm » Short link

OK, so I walked around the city I live in, and began to find pieces of evidence that explained the murder and kidnapping. Apparently, the people who did it were trying to blame me by sticking me with a pistol and someone's wallet. Well, eventually I made my way to Doctor Brody's office, which happens to be 1 floor down from my office. There, I took some medication that restored my memory. I then gathered all the real evidence, went to the police station, busted the criminals, and was a nationwide hero. Surely, you've heard the tale.

Do I need to bring YOU to the police now on account of your murdering of your sister?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 8th, 2012, 1:01 pm » Short link

I've murdered a lot of people for bullying me in high school. (half a lie by the way. i was bullied but i didnt hurt no one)

Who was your sister?

» March 8th, 2012, 2:03 pm » Short link

I don't have one; I was talking about yours.

Why did you think I had a sister?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 8th, 2012, 2:31 pm » Short link

I read the question wrong. I thought you were talking about your sister.

Why do you think i killed my sister?

» March 10th, 2012, 1:46 am » Short link

Super Luigi! wrote:Does your sister ever try to trap you?

Kimi Kong wrote:She did...when she was still alive.

That's why.

Is your avatar crying because you lost your sister? (Because Dixie lost Tiny?)

by **Kimi Kong** » March 10th, 2012, 2:49 am » Short link

Yes, she is. The wreck that claimed her life was fairly tragic.

Why are you so worried about my avatar and my sister?

» March 10th, 2012, 2:28 pm » Short link

I'm obligated to ask dumb questions and get dumb answers.

Have you ever swam in a waffle?

» March 10th, 2012, 11:37 pm » Short link

Yes, and that waffle didnt taste as good afterwards.

What's the square root of pie?

» March 11th, 2012, 4:54 am » Short link

It's so small, it's big. (Really it starts off like 1.77245385091 and keeps going)

Did you brush your feet today?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 11th, 2012, 5:35 am » Short link

Yes, they're squeaky clean. by the way wrong pie. I meant actual pie.

Did you take my ship?

» March 11th, 2012, 9:06 am » Short link

Yes, I was able to find it right where you told me it was at. I made it across the sea, but stopped for some tea!

Did a plant eat you?

» March 11th, 2012, 10:39 am » Short link

No, it was a simple blind attack. The plant came at me and at my shoe.

Why did the Tag Barrel go?

» March 12th, 2012, 2:19 pm » Short link

I could tell you, but I'd get haored.

When did the watermelons move to Canada?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 12th, 2012, 7:28 pm » Short link

When they got a craving for maple syrup.

Did the pogo stick come back from Indonesia yet?

» March 13th, 2012, 1:45 pm » Short link

Yeah, but I think it went to Kentucky now.

Did you sleep in that cave behind the waterfall?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 13th, 2012, 9:35 pm » Short link

Oh yes i did, and i met the Yeti that lives there?

Are you coo coo for Coco Puffs?

» March 14th, 2012, 12:47 pm » Short link

Yes, but only because they're full of C's.

Why did you stop playing the other two forum games?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 14th, 2012, 1:09 pm » Short link

It took an arrow to the knee.

Did you shoot me with an arrow?

» March 15th, 2012, 12:58 pm » Short link

No, K. Rool threw a tomahawk off his ship.

What's the difference between this: :geek:

and this:

?

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