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by **Kimi Kong** » March 15th, 2012, 1:14 pm » Short link

Cooler glasses, a smexy goatie and about 3 and a half hours of sleep.

Why are you worried about :geek:

and

?

» March 17th, 2012, 12:27 pm » Short link

I'm not, but someone has to say something dumded.

Where is my strawberry?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 17th, 2012, 2:18 pm » Short link

In this bottle of lube.

You still want the strawberry?

» March 18th, 2012, 1:59 pm » Short link

That depends.

What's lube?

» March 19th, 2012, 10:15 am » Short link

I 'unno.

DUCK, YOU TURKEY!

Why should you?

» March 19th, 2012, 1:04 pm » Short link

Because the guy who said, "Turkey, you duck!" was fired.

Where did you come from?

» March 20th, 2012, 6:40 am » Short link

My mother.

Have you seen Captain N: The Game Master?

» March 21st, 2012, 1:02 pm » Short link

I AM Captain N.

Have you replaced Kimi Kong?

» March 22nd, 2012, 8:11 am » Short link

I don't write fanfics, so no.

Have you replaced Phyreburnz?

» March 25th, 2012, 1:49 pm » Short link

I'm not a full-fledged woman like she is, so no.

Where's my cinammon roll?

» March 26th, 2012, 8:42 am » Short link

Thank you Super Luigi! But your cinnamon roll is in another castle!

WHY ISN'T WALUIGI IN MARIO KART 7???!!!!???!!!?! GRBBRFGBRBGFRBFGBRFBBGRGBRBFBBRG

» March 26th, 2012, 1:30 pm » Short link

In the last Mario Kart, he stole one of the karts, so the Mario Kart Staff banned him from racing.

What do you think when I say, "Pull my banana out! Do it now, before it get's stolen!" ?

» March 27th, 2012, 7:02 am » Short link

I don't know.

Where is your banana, and why will it get stolen?

» March 29th, 2012, 12:35 am » Short link

"BECAUSE I JUST GOT SOME CHEESE!"

Where's the DKC Atlas restroom?

» March 30th, 2012, 6:21 am » Short link

OVA DERE!

Wait, where is "there"?

» March 30th, 2012, 12:09 pm » Short link

Up the elevator, right past Kimi Kong's Room.

Wait, DO we have rooms on the Atlas?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 31st, 2012, 2:18 pm » Short link

It beats the bananas out of me.

What kind of soap does the DKC Atlas restroom have?

» April 1st, 2012, 3:27 am » Short link

Banana scented.

What's worse than a papercut?

by **Kimi Kong** » April 1st, 2012, 3:34 am » Short link

A bruised banana.

What's the one thing thats worse than a bruised banana?

» April 1st, 2012, 12:56 pm » Short link

That moment when you reach for the banana and then a girl (or boy) suddenly falls on you with a wierd look on her (his) face, and then proceeds to chase you all over the house until you take a shower, in which she (he) suddenly jumps out of a window, lands on another person, and starts the whole process over again with that new person.

Was that a dumb enough answer for you?

by **Kimi Kong** » April 1st, 2012, 1:03 pm » Short link

Eh, i've seen dumber.

Do you even know where i quoted that from?

» April 1st, 2012, 3:38 pm » Short link

Cranky Kong maybe.

Where the hell have I been!

by **Kimi Kong** » April 1st, 2012, 4:11 pm » Short link

Who cares? Your back!

But where HAVE you been?

» April 1st, 2012, 4:15 pm » Short link

I don't know!

What's wrong with Cranky? It's like he needs some...

by **Kimi Kong** » April 1st, 2012, 4:39 pm » Short link

He needs a hug by a homosexual.

Where did my DK coin go?

» April 2nd, 2012, 10:27 am » Short link

What do you think the homosexual is using as bait?

» April 3rd, 2012, 1:43 pm » Short link

A cleverly submitted answer by Chibisai Kong?

» April 4th, 2012, 1:56 pm » Short link

Quite possibly one of my best yet?

» April 5th, 2012, 7:00 am » Short link

And maybe some sort of mirror?

» April 6th, 2012, 2:11 pm » Short link

What the fudge?

» April 7th, 2012, 9:16 am » Short link

Isn't it vanilla flavored?

» April 8th, 2012, 9:44 am » Short link

Why the he'll have our last answers been questions?

» April 8th, 2012, 1:15 pm » Short link

Because they were both the question and the answer?

» April 12th, 2012, 10:20 am » Short link

Yeah, that's right.

Are you glad I broke the c-c-c-combo?

» April 12th, 2012, 12:45 pm » Short link

Y-y-yes, bec-cause i-i-i-it's mm-m-m-much eas-s-s-s-sier t-t-t-to t-t-t-type now-w-w-w-w.

D-d-d-does this-s-s-s-s ann-n-n-n-noy y-y-y-you?

» April 12th, 2012, 2:52 pm » Short link

Not really. Douglas does it all the time and like I already said he likes to troll me.

What do you think of me writing a Big Bang Theory fanfic?

» April 13th, 2012, 2:27 pm » Short link

Knowing you, there would be much death and Donkey would be God.

Are you considering writing a fic?

» April 14th, 2012, 9:11 am » Short link

Yes.

Wanna know what it's about?

» April 14th, 2012, 1:00 pm » Short link

Der, the Big Bang Theory?

» May 13th, 2012, 10:14 am » Short link

Well of course.

Why does ThinkGeek sell the best stuff I've ever seen?

» May 13th, 2012, 12:58 pm » Short link

Because you and he are one and the same.

What took you so long to reply?

by **Crammalamma** » May 26th, 2012, 2:31 am » Short link

Beats (0) me.

Why is Sky Highway L like Rainbow Road, but not rainbowy?

» May 26th, 2012, 4:14 pm » Short link

Because of pretzels?

What is this horse doing here?

by **Crammalamma** » May 27th, 2012, 9:33 am » Short link

He wants a pretzel.

Will you give him one?

» May 27th, 2012, 12:49 pm » Short link

Only if he has the peanut butter.

Who dropped the lotion?

by **DKCplayer** » June 8th, 2012, 8:49 pm » Short link

The potion dropped the lotion in the ocean. That's my notion.

What would the plot of Donkey Kong Country 420 be?

» June 9th, 2012, 11:53 am » Short link

Stay true to your name and play it so you can tell us.

^When did he show up?

» June 19th, 2012, 9:24 am » Short link

An alien virus fell to Earth and then - oh wait, that's Deoxys.

Why do I like boots?

» June 19th, 2012, 1:47 pm » Short link

Because you are Crammalamma?

by **Gaz** » July 12th, 2012, 3:59 am » Short link

Why are tacos not given attention as much as french fries?

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