You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

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You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 3rd, 2008, 9:38 am

This is the thread where you post different made-up ways you can tell if you are addicted to DKC.

1. When you buy every version of all three DKC's, and try to get a 101%/102%/103% file in under 1/2/3 hour(s) on all of them.
2. When you keep reseting your game because you want to listen/see the intro.
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You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Qyzbud » August 3rd, 2008, 10:32 am

3. ...you break up with your girlfriend because she's taking your time away from playing DKC (or making DKC websites... :? )


By the way; the intro loops over and over, no need to reset... Just grab a bowl of popcorn and soak it up!
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 3rd, 2008, 10:35 am

Let me guess Qyzbud, you're guilty of #3...?
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Kiddy14 » August 3rd, 2008, 11:04 am

4. When you know the names of ALL the characters and levels in the 3 games.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » August 3rd, 2008, 12:16 pm

5. When you sing its music badly in the shower.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DKCplayer » August 3rd, 2008, 1:02 pm

6. When you use the phrase: "Oh Klaptrap!" when you make a mistake.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Jomingo » August 4th, 2008, 6:47 am

7. When you hum the music of each level loudly while playing.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 4th, 2008, 7:10 am

8. When the only fruit you will eat are bananas.
9. When you start to pile your own hoard of bananas.
10. When you try to ride on kegs, and when fat people roll, you try to ride on them too.
11. When you see a giant beaver, and you try to kill it.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Jomingo » August 4th, 2008, 7:25 am

12. When you start throwing barrels at people when they anger you.
13. If you actually own a red tie with a yellow DK on it.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tiptup Jr. » August 4th, 2008, 7:48 am

Qyzbud wrote:3. ...you break up with your girlfriend because she's taking your time away from playing DKC (or making DKC websites... :? )


Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

...In the immortal words of PeeWee Herman.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » August 4th, 2008, 7:53 am

14. When you go to the zoo just to jump on the crocodiles' heads.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DKCplayer » August 4th, 2008, 10:24 am

15. You lift friends up to make them reach something up high. :P
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » August 4th, 2008, 10:34 am

...When you start throwing barrels at people when they anger you...

...When you try to ride on kegs, and when fat people roll, you try to ride on them too...

I knew this would turn into a comedy act, but who's complaining? :D

16. When you get stung by bees and tell everyone the Zingers got you.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 4th, 2008, 1:20 pm

17. When you grow long hair, wrap it in a ponytail, jump off a cliff, and try to spin around and float.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Diddy_Gal » August 4th, 2008, 2:43 pm

18. When you wear sunshades and turn on your boombox and rap at the same time.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Rodent » August 4th, 2008, 6:42 pm

19. You join a DKC related forum.
20. You learn the tunes on guitar.
21. You have to pay an extra $5 when you buy the game from eBay, just to get the box and manual.

Yeah, did all three. :P
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tiptup Jr. » August 5th, 2008, 12:35 am

22. When you throw an elephant into a piranha-filled lake to see if it'll swim across.

... :|
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DK4Ever » August 5th, 2008, 2:19 pm

- You have a craving for bananas after you play for a while.

- When you can recognize the music anywhere, even in something completely unrelated.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Qyzbud » August 5th, 2008, 3:47 pm

...If you actually own a red tie with a yellow DK on it.
...When you can recognize the music anywhere, even in something completely unrelated.

:oops:

I'm guilty of quite a few others here, too... but who wouldn't stock up on bananas if they're going for a good price? :lol:

We'll have to organise this into a 'DKC Addiction' survey sometime. ;)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tiptup Jr. » August 5th, 2008, 10:38 pm

I feel ashamed to admit this, but I haven't had a banana in eight years. Didn't care for the taste, you see... 8-)

25. When the DKC Bonus music starts playing at a baseball game, and you stand up and scream, "DONKEY KONG!!!"
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » August 6th, 2008, 12:10 am

Bananas are awesome. Eat the banana... then let someone else slip on the peel. ;)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Jomingo » August 6th, 2008, 12:16 am

Sadly, I don't eat bananas either.

26. When you bury tires halfway in the ground and try to bounce on them.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 6th, 2008, 1:51 am

27. When you take a barrel, and throw it at bees.
28. When you try to float on balloons.
29. When you think a parrot is strong enough to carry you.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Qyzbud » August 6th, 2008, 2:08 am

gamer_boy997 wrote:28. When you try to float on balloons.

Erm, what? Do you mean like in Red Hot Ride... :?:
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Qyzbud » August 6th, 2008, 1:42 pm

Okay, at first I though you meant floating on life balloons... it confused me as much as when someone claimed that Winky could eat people. :?

30. When you set up a paludarium which includes as many DKC species as possible. (I plan to, someday!)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Simion32 » August 6th, 2008, 1:55 pm

31. When you draw the entire lengths of Mine Cart Carnage & Mine Cart Madness on several pieces of print paper, string them together with tape, and hang 'em on the wall.

Yeah, I actually did that when I was younger. :roll:
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Qyzbud » August 6th, 2008, 3:25 pm

Are you serious? :) Like, with a pencil? :lol: That's an early mapping project! :D

32. When you regularly style your hair with that trademark quiff...
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DKCplayer » August 6th, 2008, 4:25 pm

33. When you win something and you either:
A: Clap, then thumbs up then put your hands above your head and raise them up and down.
B: Throw your hat up in the air 3 or 4 times and when in the air, wink.

34. When you LOSE something and you either:
A: Slap your forehead then shake your head while looking down several times.
B: Jump, throw your hat on the ground, land and stomp on the hat several times.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 7th, 2008, 8:08 am

35. Slap the ground and expect bananas to pop out.
36. When you jump on a target, you take out your electric guitar/stereo, and play a rock and roll song.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DK4Ever » August 8th, 2008, 1:34 pm

37. You attempt to strangle anyone who mocks the series.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Gnawzooka » August 8th, 2008, 2:11 pm

Wow, i'm guilty of a bunch of these things...and i haven't played for years. :o
38. You fear death when beavers walk towards you
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Qyzbud » August 8th, 2008, 4:06 pm

gamer_boy997 wrote:35. Slap the ground and expect bananas to pop out.

Nice, I like that one! Such a ridiculous expectation... I mean it would be cool though. :D
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 10th, 2008, 2:45 am

39. When you are attracted to Dixie.
40. When you see a snowman with an angry face, you throw snowballs at it.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DKCplayer » August 10th, 2008, 1:45 pm

41. When you let your friend have a go of a game or something, you either
A: Slap their hand and swap places with them
B: Chuck your friend over and behind you
C: You grab your friend and drag him/her behind you
D: You blow gum at your friend to make it pop and get your friend behind you :lol:
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Goe » August 11th, 2008, 12:26 am

42. When you usally dream about playing DKC
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 11th, 2008, 4:07 pm

43. When you grow a ponytail, and try to pick things up with it.
44. When you chew gum and drink juice at the same time for hours straight.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tiptup Jr. » August 12th, 2008, 10:56 am

DK4Ever wrote:37. You attempt to strangle anyone who mocks the series.


... :?

Time to change my name and move to Mars, then!
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 13th, 2008, 4:15 am

45. When you think you will be able to ride on a rhino, and have it crash walls for you.
46. When you think an ostrich will help you fly.

EDIT: 47. When you are afraid that a rock will turn into a face running beast that hates red and likes green.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 15th, 2008, 7:08 am

48. When you are afraid of hamsters as they run in their wheels.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DK4Ever » August 15th, 2008, 9:13 am

49. When something good happens, the DKC victory music plays in your mind.

50. You try to pay someone with bananas, thinking they are Troff.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » August 15th, 2008, 11:03 am

50. When you win something in public, you freak everyone out by mimicing DK's victory poses and making monkey sounds.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 16th, 2008, 3:12 am

52. When you pick up a coin, you expect a sound.
53. When you think snakes can jump.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DKCplayer » August 16th, 2008, 10:21 am

54: When you get a banana, you expect it to fly away to a banana counter.
55: When you try to cartwheel from one tree to another.
56: When you get hurt, you yelp and run off...
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 17th, 2008, 12:21 pm

57. When you see a crocodile in the pond, you think it will be okay to jump on it's head.
58. When you jump in a barrel, you expect it to blast you out.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 19th, 2008, 5:33 am

59. If you find out that barrels CAN'T blast you, you take chalk and draw a 'blast' sign, and THEN you expect it to blast you somewhere.
60. When you think barrels are special tools used to kill muscle men.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 20th, 2008, 9:04 am

61. When you think the alligators will come out of the water, and walk around like kremlings.
62. When you think a vulture will shoot nuts at you.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Gnawzooka » August 20th, 2008, 11:22 am

I thought Neckies were supposed to be vultures, hence the level 'Vulture Culture'.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 20th, 2008, 11:39 am

Sorry, I was thinking of the Necky bosses, and they look like flamingos :lol: .
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » August 24th, 2008, 11:22 am

63. When you hit every bee you see with a barrel.
64. When you expect monkeys and alligators to wear clothes.
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