DKC Atlas Forum

[Super Luigi!]

Done that!

220. WHEN YOU CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL ALL THOSE BANANAS ARE! (ahem, sorry, lost my cool there!)

[Kimi Kong]

XD that made me lmfao!

221. When you lunge at someone in a full body tackle for taking one of your bananas and wonder "Why didn't the Kongs just do this? It's highly effective!" XD

[Chibisai Kong]

186. When you pick up bananas in the grocery store and are half expected to see them disappear on a banana counter.

Done better---rammed a grocery cart into them!

And Super Luigi, three things:

1. Most. Racist. Comment. Ever.
2. I WISH me and Kimi were related. XD
3. Wow, total pervy moment.

222. When you can on-demand recite the entire DK64 plot when told to almost immediately.

Spoiler!

That actually happened. My algebra teacher was testing GarageBand on me last year.

223. When for some reason after watching a skit on Jackass.any other skit show, you imagine DK and one of the other boys doing that stunt(like the one where Bam's butt got branded...).

[Chibisai Kong]

Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Spoiler!

Ya can't live with 'em
Ya can't live without 'em
There's something irresistablish about 'em
We grin and bear it cuz the nights are long
I hope that something better comes along

I'm SO sorry, I had to...

[Super Luigi!]

Chibisai Kong, two things:
1. What was racist?
2. Why state something like that out of the blue without a reference to what you're talking about?

224. When you throw your girlfriend and don't think of it as abuse, because you're both trying to get somewhere.

[Kimi Kong]

XD wow! Didn't see that one coming.

225. When you see a pink baret and automatically think it's part of a Dixie cosplay outfit and buy it. (Happened!! XD)

[Super Luigi!]

I would think that too! Of course, I'd need a pink vest to go with it.

226. When you think nothing can kill you, only make you cry or rub your head.

[Chibisai Kong]

Chibisai Kong, two things:
1. What was racist?
2. Why state something like that out of the blue without a reference to what you're talking about?

1. The fact you said "black guys take lives" because of the black Kremlings in barrels.
2. Well that depends. My last post? It's a reference to The Muppet Movie during Rowlf and Kermit's conversation at the restaraunt.

[Super Luigi!]

What, that? I was speaking in terms of DKC2, because the black Klobbers do indeed take lives. I didn't mean actual African people.

[Chibisai Kong]

Sorry, just had to...

[Super Luigi!]

Well now that that's solved, let's get back to the game.

[Chibisai Kong]

227. When you start to make it more how you think it would be funny as.

Spoiler!

Jesus, how many times have I been guilty of THAT?!

[Super Luigi!]

228. When you ask your girlfriend to play DKC2 with you, and she agrees. Then you're both addicted!

[Kimi Kong]

229. When you earn yourself the nickname "Kongnazi" because you are constantly correcting people about the Kong family. (true)

[Chibisai Kong]

Oh god who did you correct this time?

[Kimi Kong]

Oh, just about everyone i met who thinks they know Donkey Kong but they have no idea.

[Super Luigi!]

230. When you take real life wars like WWII, and replace the US and Nazis with the Kongs and Kremlings.

[Kimi Kong]

OMG! Thats funny. My brother just mentioned something like this yesterday!! We actually came up with something like that once.

[Super Luigi!]

Really? Well, great minds think alike, I suppose. I wonder if the Kremlings actually are Facist, although I've always thought of K. Rool as Stalin.

[Chibisai Kong]

231. When you can think of parts for just about all the characters for a Julius Caesar parody.

Spoiler!

No, seriously. X3

232. When reading Julius Caesar slash fanfiction makes the above statement seem like a bad idea.

Spoiler!

Not... Not going into detail... I need to stop going into the Shakespeare section... O.O

[Super Luigi!]

Well OK then...

233. When you move your shed by picking it up, and then you imitate Kloak when you throw it by saying, "Pow pow pow!"

[Chibisai Kong]

How big is your shed?

[Super Luigi!]

It was a small one, about the size of an average person.

[DKCplayer]

234: You remix the noises in DKC into another song.
235: You realise the sound of Neek squeaking is actually Squitter's noise sped up and repeated twice. That and the sound of Army when defeated is the same as DK getting hit.

[Super Luigi!]

@234. I've watched those videos for 4 years now.

236. When you think of a certain DKC Forum moderator as a god.

[Ribbedebie]

237: When you try to draw a timeline for the DK games (and end up filling the entire paper... heh)
238: When you get angry/upset at the fact that other games/shows have a much bigger fandom than DK does.

[Super Luigi!]

239. When you turn a serious(?) game like MW3 into DKC3.

[spaceman2028]

51:(because gamer_boy997 forgot to add it in )
When you ride random mine carts in dark caves filled with abandoned mines that are heavily dangerous with all the broken pieces that you believe will just somehow float in the air for you to ride your mine cart on.

240: When you and a bunch of crocodiles put massive skulls on a roller coaster and attempt to ride them like in DKC2

[Super Luigi!]

241: When you see Qyzbud and Simion32 as gods.

[spaceman2028]

242: When you turn into and use the opposite meaning to confuse people so they all do the on everything in the DKC atlas forum as revenge.

[Super Luigi!]

243. When you look at DK as your dad.

[spaceman2028]

Sorry if my last post was confusing, i'm not THAT experienced with DKC so it gets harder when people put more stuff in things like this.
244(what a coincidence having this exact number in the "count to 5000" topic): When you throw barrels, wooden or metalic, at crocodiles thinking they are kremlings.

245: When you see a giant crocodile statue with a crown on top of an island and think it's the blast-o-matic(cookies to whoever gets this reference first)

[Crammalamma]

246: When you cross the road, you look left, right and then up for falling monkeys.

[Super Luigi!]

247. You've surprised to see your girlfriend wearing pants.

[spaceman2028]

248: When you welcome a new member to these forums with a monkey thinking the two are both Kongs(Crammalamma this ones for you).

[Super Luigi!]

249. When must absolutely spend all your money buying a Dixie Kong figurine. (True story.)

[spaceman2028]

I GOT A GOOD ONE

250. When you always throw barrels at yellow bees to dispose of them but not red ones, because they would be invincible, right?

...yeah, sorry for bumping this OLD OLD topic.

[Super Luigi!]

251. When you start thinking your girlfriend is normal.

[spaceman2028]

...how does that count, Super Luigi?

252: When you start wearing Donkey Kong's tie. (Oh dear, we certainly know someone's guilty...)
253: When you start using the letter K instead of C. (I'm guilty of this by quite a bit)

[Super Luigi!]

In all senses of my words.

254. You start beating up the ground to find bananas to eat.

[spaceman2028]

Okay...
If Snapjaw and that blue piranha in DKC3 taught me something, it's this:
-1: When you have a fear of man-eating fish. (Cue Fish Food Frenzy and/or Slime Climb/Clapper's cavern)
I'm doing -1 instead of 255 due to a reference to a certain glitch, which i will kindly give bananas to if you recognize such a thing! NO SPOILING IT!

[Super Luigi!]

Spoiler!

I assume you're referring to Super Mario Bros.' lives system rolling back to -1 lives at 255?

256. When you think that naked stranger walking around your house is a part of the family.

[spaceman2028]

Spoiler!

No, but that's pretty close. It actually goes in the opposite direction...

256: When you try and cartwheel off a ledge and then jump immediately afterwards to avoid certain death!
257(failed to get this one in last time): When you throw a large toddler in the air to try and break open a crack to see what's inside.

[Super Luigi!]

258. When you rush to Save-Mart to grab at least 100 bananas, because some rascal told you to get a life.

[spaceman2028]

LOL clever one, Super Luigi.

259(there's may be a meme fad related to DK in the next post after this one): When you start riding animals that you think would help you with some bad guys.

[Super Luigi!]

260. When you and another fanatic are struggling to keep a DKC forum game alive by inventing increasingly shoddy responses, because nobody else cares.

[spaceman2028]

Again I fail to realize how numbers work in the computer world and not the microwave world. I certainly agree with you there Super Luigi-Until QWZ or Simion or another admin reminds the people about this kind of thread, we will be the only ones.

Go ahead with another free post, I have nothing to say as of now.

[Super Luigi!]

261. When you decide to meander through your town naked, before climbing and jumping off trees/buildings.

[spaceman2028]

262(hope nobody did this already): When you run around killing crocodiles and other similar animals.

[spaceman2028]

Bumping this topic back to life.

Get ready to soil your pants with laughter, this one's gonna be REAL good!
Are you ready?
263: When you imagine Parry the Parallel bird smashing through a window(or anything, really) whilst an off-screen narrator shouts: "PARRY!!!"
...well? Let me know what you think and how hard you got stuck laughing.

And here's another comical one i thought recently. Think of it like the WW2 reference.
264: When you think of a star wars parody using DK stuff, like kremlings as droids or something.