DKC Atlas Forum

[spaceman2028]

Triple post because Super Luigi thought this was garbage and now everybody is ignoring it but me.
265:When you really, REALLY hate it whenever the forum games section is ignored.

Spoiler!

:headache: Okay, now you guys are making me mad. Come on! The DK atlas needs more people to participate in the forum games!

[Kimi Kong]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ignore the forum games. Please don't be mad.

266: When you get strange looks from your friends when you start talking about DKC just simply because you won't shut up about it.

[Super Luigi!]

267. When you triple post in a valiant but ineffective way to revive a DKC Forum Game.

[spaceman2028]

okay, apologies. I like this a bit too much.

268: When you think everyone should read all the pages of this topic over.

If you did not see it, the first part of my triple-post had a VERY funny moment in it. My sister makes me watch too much of the show it refers to. Get the reference and i give u bananas.

[Kimi Kong]

It sounds like something from Phineas and Ferb actually. I may be wrong.

269. When you lose focus on everything else just to focus on your love for DKC.

[spaceman2028]

DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU HAVE FOUND THE REFERENCE(like kimi kong)

Spoiler!

Very good, refers to the scenes within dr. doofinschmirtz(dunno how to say it) evil INC.

270: When you think of K.Rool in the cartoon as one of the best characters of his time. True Story.

[Kimi Kong]

Yay~! I win nanners~! ^ w ^

271: When you think of yourself as the "Dixie Kong" of the forum.

[Super Luigi!]

272. When you're afraid of "Dixie Kong" and try to avoid her at all hazards, since you know what she has done, can do, and will do.

[spaceman2028]

That's a rather odd response but i agree.

273: When you make a pile of bananas in a cave near you.

[Super Luigi!]

274. When you take perfectly normal primates and primitive-looking humans and think they're DKC characters.

[Crammalamma]

275. When you think that other 2D video game maps need to reach the level of awesomeness that the DKC Atlas has. (That is also something that needs to be done.)

[Super Luigi!]

276. When you JUST. CAN'T. STOP. LOOKING. AT. DIXIE!

[Kimi Kong]

(OMG!! XD)

277. When you think of excuses, even stupid ones, to play DKC.

[spaceman2028]

(LMAO super luigi)

278. When you want to do a mario related spoof of the forum you are reading this message in right now.

[Super Luigi!]

(What?)

279. When you see Donkey Kong as a fine citizen, who would make a great president, and proceed to worship his strength and honor.

[spaceman2028]

(What?)

276. When you JUST. CAN'T. STOP. LOOKING. AT. DIXIE!

280. When you celebrate the birthday of Donkey Kong in the birthday topic.

[Super Luigi!]

281. When you idolize DK so much, you begin to run down your main street wearing nothing but a tie with your initials on it, in pursuit of bananas.

Not that I've ever done that...

[Kimi Kong]

282. When every art project you pursuit has to be DK related.

[Super Luigi!]

283. When you can't look at ranch dressing without thinking about DKC and the year 2003.

[Chibisai Kong]

Super Luigi, I'm concerned.

[spaceman2028]

Yeah, not only does that not sound right, but it's a weird time to suddenly think back to a thing of the past.

284. When you vow to use DKC music in all of your fan games no matter what happens. (True Story, my friends... )

[Super Luigi!]

285. When you and DK get down to business and form a battle plan to save the world.

[spaceman2028]

286. When you make so many possible conclusions from this topic that you wind not not having much to say. In a nutshell, we may be losing ideas for this topic.

[spaceman2028]

DOUBLEPOST

287. When you realize that the only good explanation for why us humans like bananas so much is because we evolved from primates such as those in which the kongs did.

Spoiler!

Found out about this the other day. Why nobody mentioned it now(supposedly) is beyond me.

[Super Luigi!]

288. When you feel the need to return to your fellow addicts, all because you saw a relaxed photo of Dixie and Diddy.

[Termingamer2-JD]

289: When you find you've spent a monkey (£500) on Dixie Kong related items in the past week.

[PegasusMan]

290. When you backtrack in a level just to get the rest of the bananas without going into a bonus room, which resets their locations.

[Termingamer2-JD]

291. When you get many thousand of points on the competition cart.

[PegasusMan]

292. When you dress up as Donkey Kong for Halloween (actually almost did this once...).

[Chibisai Kong]

^I've done it. Still have the tie somewhere too.

292. When you haven't run out of ways to know you're a DKC fan.

[Markster]

293/4. When you fuse the ROMs for DKC2 and 3 together to see what happens, it doesn't work obviously.

By the way, I haven't seen you in a while Chibisai Kong, it's good to hear from you!

[spaceman2028]

295? When you run through a jungle on an ostrich yelling "Faster, Expresso! Onward through the edge of oblivion!"

Spoiler!

How in the world I came up with that I don't even...

[OneOf99]

296 when your friends call you "that guy who is way over obsessed with his Dankey Kang game"

[PegasusMan]

I can't help but to revive this topic... so much more to say...

297. When you watch every "behind the scenes" video of how the Donkey Kong franchise was made. Over and over again.

[spaceman2028]

Quite the contrary, Donkey Kong Fan(welcome to the forums by the way), because I'm starting to run out of ideas for this topic and it's starting to die off regardless...

298. When you realize that this forum has not gotten any updates for what feels like an entire week and start to panic slightly.

[OneOf99]

299. You have 42 tracks on your phone from the dkc series... and still plan to include more

Edit: Make that 46. Oof!

[spaceman2028]

300! When you wind up creating a specially dedicated website related to the entire Donkey Kong Country franchise.




Oh, wait, that's already been posted before, hasn't it? Ah well, thought I'd do something special.

[Super Luigi!]

301. When you join a Donkey Kong Country fansite, pledge your undying loyalty to its leader and community, suddenly leave for a few months and then feel like you've betrayed everyone.

302. When you wish sweet dreams to members of the Kong family before going to bed.

[spaceman2028]

292. When you dress up as Donkey Kong for Halloween (actually almost did this once...).

I almost dressed up as Diddy Kong for halloween on one occasion! Might as well put THAT in there...

293. When you very nearly wind up making yourself look like Diddy Kong for halloween!

[Super Luigi!]

304. When you constantly remember the days you spent as a child exploring DK64 as Diddy and Tiny.

[spaceman2028]

305. When you consider April Fools day by the name All Fools Day on certain occasions. Totally guilty of that myself.

So, uh, how was YOUR April fools day?

[Super Luigi!]

306. When you keep waiting for DKC2 DLC.

It was uneventful, yet peaceful.

[Kimi Kong]

307. When you make an Undertale AU souly based off of Donkey Kong. (currently happening i swear)

[Chibisai Kong]

308. When that same Undertale AU is just the beginning of the barrel full of AUs you have for DKC.

[Super Luigi!]

309. When you simply can't stop thinking about the entire Donkey Kong universe.

[OneOf99]

310. You are ready to join Retro Studios in making another DKC game at any moment.

[spaceman2028]

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Just kidding, don't really have much experience in making games let alone DKC games...

...Speaking of Retro Studios.

311. When you just CANNOT stop thinking about how glorious Tropical Freeze is!

[Super Luigi!]

312. When you think of Tropical Freeze, remember the original trilogy, and feel like Cranky Kong.

[JadeRose]

313. When you get all up in your significant other's face when they tell you they have never played any of the DKC games. You look them dead in the eye, and you desperately whisper-yell "...WHY NOOOT?"

314. When you then proceed to beg them to play. If that doesn't work, you bug them. Pop up next to them on their way home from work with a cartridge in your hand to drive the point home. Leave notes everywhere. Their front door, their window, their face... you know, be subtle.

[Super Luigi!]

315. When you, quite simply, see DKC everywhere you go. What's that? Our town has a swampy area? It looks just like Krem Quay! That must be it! Just look at all of those hooligans in barrels!