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» June 30th, 2011, 9:54 pm » Short link

...squish it. Easy as that. Then the real Lily White comes and gets angry for you beating up her Yukkuri. Unfortunately, you don't have any special powers, since she will start firing crazy bullet patterns at you. Thankfully, you have a tiny hitbox. But to beat her, you must...

by **Phyreburnz** » July 2nd, 2011, 12:30 am » Short link

... Sing the preamble song from School House Rock. She is instantly knocked out because of your stunning performance in remembering all of the words to the preamble of the constitution. Your history teacher would be proud. Now that you're thinking about it, you decide to write a thank-you note to your history teacher. And in the bottom, you write: P.S. Do you know where Donkey Kong is? Your history teacher writes you back, and his note says something strange...

» July 16th, 2011, 10:25 am » Short link

It will say, "You've unlocked a new world!" and you will end up warping to a new world, which is inside my brain, which is full of levels that contain complete randomness, and nothing else. Once you enter the first level, Lethal llama Land, you will encounter...

» July 16th, 2011, 12:57 pm » Short link

...a volcano-themed level with Kritters replaced with Llamas, Gnawties replaced with unicorns, and the bananas are ice cream cones. Weird. Hopefully you'll manage to get past the magma-y ice cream flavored land and reach the end, which unlocks...

» July 17th, 2011, 12:48 am » Short link

...Looney Lizard Lagoon. No, it has nothing to do with either lizards or lagoons. It's actually the opposite of both... Which would be giant rats that fly, and you're in a hot air balloon that is floating down. Avoid the rats... or kill them with your new weapon. You sacrifice lives for 99 bananas that makes 50 banana cream pies. Shoot them at said rats. Said rats will eat the pies until they explode. Now that you feel more like you're in Conker's Bad Fur Day, pop the cartridge into teh epicnes's brain meats. This will...

» July 18th, 2011, 3:24 pm » Short link

...cause severe head trauma. Ouch. Did you really think that would work?! Ensure teh epicnes makes a full recovery from the incident. He will thank you by...

by **Phyreburnz** » July 19th, 2011, 6:47 am » Short link

... Plugging a cartridge into your head and give you some awesome head trauma-e goodness. This will make you go crazy-go-nuts. You'll now think that you are a kremling to do King K. Rool's evil bidding. That means that you have to kidnap DK and hide him from yourself. You end up finding Donkey and hiding him in the one place that you think you'll never think of. After Donkey is hidden, you pass out. You wake up to find yourself...

» July 28th, 2011, 9:22 am » Short link

...on a hospital bed. In The Crazies. Dang, in this movie tons of people are infected with this disease that morphs you and make you want to kill everyone... but you're in the hospital, uninfected, but Crazies are loose. You can either become one of them and use your heightened instincts (and possible murdering of DK) or go normally. You choose...

by **Phyreburnz** » July 31st, 2011, 1:16 am » Short link

... To join The Crazies, of course! After being infected with The Crazies, you, well, go crazy. And yet again, you black out and wake up in another hospital. The doctor comes in and tells you that you're going to jail for you crimes... Uh-oh... maybe you shouldn't have gone crazy after all. You get arrested and find out what you're being charged with. Apparently, you...

» August 11th, 2011, 9:06 am » Short link

...spread the disease to many other people. However, these people are now your allies and help you escape prison! Once free go back to square one -- you're still a (Crazy-fied) Kremling under K. Rool's employment. You approach D.K.'s treehouse and realize that crocodiles cannot climb. However, you do see Diddy Kong in the banana hoard. To ensure you aren't spotted, capture Diddy in a DK Barrel and toss it in a bush. Now again, you can't climb. But you also know Donkey Kong loves bananas. Steal the banana hoard in order to drag Donkey Kong out of hiding. Eventually, the big ape reveals himself, and now....

» August 11th, 2011, 9:10 am » Short link

... You remember that Kremlings can jump. And you think, "Why didn't I just jump into the treehouse?!" This makes your plan fail, because you were too busy reflecting on past mistakes. Now you need to come up with another plan. This plan is...

» August 15th, 2011, 9:34 am » Short link

...to time travel back when you were about to raid the banana hoard. How exactly will you do this? Back to the Future style! In order for this to work you'll need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity though. Obtain this by....

» August 16th, 2011, 8:15 am » Short link

... Going down to your local plutonium emporum. Now get a Delorean. And a flux capacator. And get 'er up to 88 miles per hour. Oh noes! You've gone back too far! Donkey Kong is just a baby. So you decide to steal him! You steal baby DK and take him to...

» August 16th, 2011, 4:01 pm » Short link

...a day care. Once he is able to run and jump, you can now play as him!

In a premature form. He's still a kid though. Would this count as finishing the cheat? No, because technically this isn't Donkey Kong Country 2 -- not even the original DKC! No, rather, we're back in oldschool Donkey Kong Jr. stages. His training to become the adult, strong Donkey Kong begins! Climb vines and dodge Klaptraps and get stronger. Over time you improve. Eventually after enough training...

» August 16th, 2011, 9:58 pm » Short link

(Those are called Snapjaws, not Klaptraps. They might look like them, but they're actually robots.)
...the original Donkey Kong turns into Cranky Kong, and Donkey Kong Jr. becomes the current DK. You now need to warp into DKC2 in order to finish the cheat. You will do this by using the same stuff you used to travel in time. However, you end up instead in...

» August 18th, 2011, 3:59 am » Short link

... The future, of course! DK is now a robot! Holy crap! Robo DK is angry and shoots lasers out of his nose. Run away from Robo DK! However, while trying to run away from Robo DK, you see Mecha Diddy! He cartwheels the crap out of you and you fall and die. Lucky you, you have another life. Use said life to try to calm down Robo DK. To do this you must...

» August 18th, 2011, 12:16 pm » Short link

...take out his batteries. You must remove the battery case in its back. Getting to this spot will not be easy though -- you must formulate a plan. After a while you get an idea. You must hijack Robo Diddy by taking his batteries out and controlling him manually. Sneak up on Robo Diddy as he recharges and take him over. Now, use Robo Diddy to get to Robo DK's back. Remove his batteries. Now after you've shut down Mecha DK...

» September 15th, 2011, 10:45 am » Short link

... go back to Donkey Kong Island.

From there, you have to go to the banana hoard and wait for ten minutes while balancing on one foot. Doing this would summon...

» September 17th, 2011, 10:44 am » Short link

...Gumball and a steel keg. Take Gumball with you and throw the steel keg and ride it. You knock enemies down on your way, until you meet Mega Robo-Kritter! You try killing him with a barrel, but it's no use. Gumball used the Flameshot, but it only gave Mega Robo-Kritter a little damage. To defeat Mega Robo-Kritter, you must...

» September 18th, 2011, 1:14 am » Short link

... Chew the gumball and blow an enormous bubble that encircles Mega Robo-Kritter. The bubble will pop, and Mega Robo-Kritter will be immobalized. Then, Mega Robo-Kritter will...

» September 18th, 2011, 1:37 am » Short link

...FIRE HIS LAZOR!!!! You try to collide the lazor with a Kamehameha. The Kamehameha blows up Mega Robo-Kritter, and it turns out Kiddy was controlling Mega Robo-Kritter. You then go Super Saiyan. To defeat Kiddy, you must...

» September 30th, 2011, 1:18 am » Short link

...switch to him and suicide. In your party, you find a Beautifly. You wonder how this got here, but then you remember that you used a Wurmple to defeat Kpruermpllieng. The Wurmple must've found a way out of your party and battled other wild Pokemon. You then ask the Beautifly...

» September 30th, 2011, 6:35 am » Short link

..."Do you know where Donkey Kong and Young Link is?" The Beautifly replies that it does not know where DK is, but Young Link is in the Lost Woods. You then fly to the Lost Woods. There, you see Young Link. You ask him to join your party. He joins your party. But after that, the sky turns red and the forest burns. It now became known as Flaming Wildfire (which is a level I posted in the DKC Custom Level Ideas). Then, Mega Robo-Kritter's cousin, Mega Robo-Kiddy appeared! You both go Super Saiyan. To defeat Mega Robo-Kiddy, you must...

» September 30th, 2011, 10:00 pm » Short link

...get some Bro. Items from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. This will let the Kongs, the Beautifly, and Young Link work together to defeat the Mega Robo-Kiddy. The first item you try is...

by **Ninni973** » October 1st, 2011, 5:56 am » Short link

...the Fire Flower. With every fire shot, Mega Robo-Kiddy takes 280 damage. Mega Robo-Kiddy gets so angry that he uses the Final Flash. You collide it with the Kamehameha. Mega Robo-Kiddy almost explodes. Then, you and Young Link go into Mega Robo-Kiddy. There's a bunch of Kritters in there. One is controlling Mega Robo-Kiddy, the other are guarding him. To defeat them all, you must...

» November 12th, 2011, 4:41 am » Short link

...call Robo-Kiddy a homo, watching him cry for about six to eight minutes, tell Young Link and Beautifly to corner him and yell SURPRISE BUTTSECKS and give him half that sandwich you secretly brought with you cause you girlfriend poisened your lunch. Then you must...

» November 12th, 2011, 6:25 am » Short link

...get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick Mega Robo-Kiddy. Chuck Norris then joins your party. You go to the ocean for a swim, and you find Nemo. You take Nemo and Nemo joins your party. Then, Lockjaw and Snapjaw's more brutal cousin, Shredjaw, appears. You then let Nemo go to find a way to defeat Shredjaw. Then you play as Nemo. To defeat Shredjaw, you must...

» November 12th, 2011, 6:34 am » Short link

...attack him using thunderbolt, throw a hot pocket to him, and catch him in a pokeball while he gives Chuck Norris a beard massage. Then you must...

» November 12th, 2011, 8:12 am » Short link

...throw the Poke Ball that you threw at Shredjaw in the water. You reach into your pocket, and find gum. You give it to Dixie Kong. When Dixie chews it, she inflates like a balloon. You and Dixie Kong freak out. Diddy laughs at you, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Diddy. Diddy is out of your party. To deflate Dixie Kong, you must...

» November 16th, 2011, 3:53 am » Short link

...shake up a can of Sprite, spray it on her, and make her burp. Then you must...

» November 17th, 2011, 7:41 am » Short link

...go swim in the ocean. There's a sign that says: "Go to the E.A.C, and you'll find two paths. One leads to where Donkey Kong is". You go to the E.A.C, but tons of jellyfish appear around you! You're almost out of breath! To get out of the swarm of jellyfishes, you must...

» November 30th, 2011, 3:52 am » Short link

..you just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming, what do we do we...

» December 4th, 2011, 6:38 am » Short link

...run out of air? Simple. Take several hundred years to evolve and grow gills. Now you should be able to tackle this water section easy. Return to EAC and take the path leading into a dark underwater chasm. Down below you find...

Website · » December 22nd, 2011, 8:32 am » Short link

.... A big robotic dog that gives you a dollar, he wants you to buy him bones. You ask him how he is working underwater even though he is electronic and he says......

» January 2nd, 2012, 2:23 pm » Short link

..."simple. i'm waterproof. all my gadgets are coated with"...

» January 10th, 2012, 2:54 pm » Short link

"...peanut butter made in the Kremcroc Factories. Don't ask, except on Tuesdays when I..."

» February 16th, 2012, 1:03 am » Short link

...sit and get drunk with King K.rool, as we rant about...

» February 16th, 2012, 3:18 pm » Short link

"... how him, Cranky, and I all have giant SNES controllers, and how games today are just too..."

by **Kimi Kong** » March 2nd, 2012, 12:41 am » Short link

...handicapped for the gaming community and how Krusha looks like...

» March 2nd, 2012, 1:14 pm » Short link

...Chuck Norris' pet croc and how Klaptrap once saw Dixie and Diddy..."

by **Kimi Kong** » March 3rd, 2012, 2:10 am » Short link

...steal Cranky's cane to make a hot steaming pot of...

» March 3rd, 2012, 2:22 pm » Short link

...Orange Mashed Potatoes, which they ate and suddenly had super...

by **Kimi Kong** » March 3rd, 2012, 3:45 pm » Short link

...gas. You run to the bathroom for...

» March 4th, 2012, 4:06 pm » Short link

...relief and then turn on the sink. Suddenly, the door locks and water starts to overflow the room. You see a ceiling vent above you, so you open it, and find...

by **Kimi Kong** » March 5th, 2012, 2:54 am » Short link

...a klaptrap with a cheesecake who doesn't know how to swim. You grab the klaptrap and...

» March 5th, 2012, 1:47 pm » Short link

...pull out your tiny laptop and push some buttons to call someone. Then, Funky flies in and takes you to DK Island, because you were going there. After running from all the Kongs who think you're an enemy...

by **Kimi Kong** » March 6th, 2012, 3:09 am » Short link

...you stop at a tree that grows an unusual fruit. You pick a piece of the fruit and...

» March 6th, 2012, 3:42 pm » Short link

...give it to a crazy flying Klaptrap, who disappears and allows you to go into Cranky's Laboratory, where you make a green potion, and then...

by **Kimi Kong** » March 7th, 2012, 10:39 am » Short link

...drink the potion. Suddenly, you feel strange. Your body begins to...

» March 7th, 2012, 2:18 pm » Short link

...lock up. That potion caused bodily paralysis and now you can't move! In your last moments of life, you begin to ponder the wisdom of drinking unknown liquids.

"Your Quest is Over"

Ok, so maybe not really. You regain control of your body and immediately run out of Cranky's Lab. There, you see Tiny kissing a plant and she asks, "Do you mind?" So you walk away to the right where you see DK...

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