Mattrizzle wrote:Hello again, Ev--I mean, badinsults! I had an inclination that this "interesting" thing was a prototype.
Does the level name text exist in the ROM? I know from an early screenshot in the Nintendo Player's Guide that the first level, "Jungle Hijinxs," was originally called "Jungle Japes.
uld get through
D.K.Country with only
one life, easy!
I'm talking about when
games were games!
3 lives and 3 continues,
that's all we had!
Games never looked like this
when I was a lad.
And we were much better off
in those days as well
Bet you thought this
was 64-bit eh, boy?!
I've got more game play in my
little finger than you've got
in this whole game!
Y'know what they say,
all graphics and no game play!
32 meg..? That would be more
than 30 games in my day,
and they'd be great games, too!
You know what's even worse?
When you get to the end,
and then have to start again!
All this fun can't
be good for you!
You wouldn't know a good game
if you were in it!
A single joystick, and
a single button is all that's
needed to make good game play!
I wouldn't be seen dead
in a game like this one!
I say you can't better the
graphics, sounds and
playability of a Game & Watch!
So you're back again!
I knew a punk kid like you
couldn't do the job...
That was quick. You didn't
leave me enough time to think
of any other stupid comments!
I don't know why
I'm telling you all this,
you didn't listen last time!
You have to
do better than that!
You only just left!
Back again?! That was quick!
Came back to the master
for more advice, hunh?!
Still got you beat, hunh?!
Yup! Don't make game players
like they used to!
Okay,
I'll do the level for you!...
Naw!.. Only kidding!
I don't know how you dare
show your face in here again,
after that pitiful performance!
Whoa, Dudes!
My name's Funky Kong!
My bodacious Jumbo Barrel
can launch you to any point
on the island!
Most unfortunately, it can
only send you to a place
you've already been to...
which is a complete and
total bummer, let me tell you!
Hi! I'm Candy Kong
and this is my Save Point!
If you want to save your
current game, jump into
my spinning save barrel!
Hello guys,
got anything worth saving?
Can I help you monkeys
save your game?
How would you like
a quick spin in my
save barrel?
Yoo-hoo, Honey Kong!
Now's a good time to save
where you've gotten to!
It must have been hard work
for you to come all this way!
why not save your game?
Wow! You guys really came a
long way! Save your game now,
while you have a chance!
Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you
feel the need for speed,
jump in and like, jet!
You dudes need some lives or
something? Jungle Japes
is the place for that!
Yo Gorillas!
Go see old man Cranky,
he can help you out!
Lookin' good, Kongs!
Buckle up and blast off,
you're outta here!
If you guys see Candy on your
travels, tell her I'll give
her surfing lessons anytime!
Fancy a flight, DK Dude?
You know the score,
hop in and high tail it!
Whoa, Donkey dude! Maybe your
little surf buddy's on another
level. Go check 'em out!
Yo Diddy cool! Lost the
big guy again? Blast off
back and see the scene!
Still talking to yourself,
huh? Check out the jungle, I'm
sure you'll find your buddy!
Simion32 wrote:And how the heck do you expect us to find your site?
Add a link to your main site in you profile information. That should be OK.
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