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» October 27th, 2008, 8:57 am » Short link

Topic says almost all. Here are the rules:

1. You may only post 1 thing every post
2. You may only post 1 thing every 12 hours
3. It must be something impossible in real life :roll:

4. It must be in atleast one of the games in the DKC trilogy

I think you get the idea. I'll start out:

1. Barrels can't blast you somewhere.

» October 27th, 2008, 9:11 am » Short link

Technically everything done in the DKC series is impossible in real life.
Like breathing underwater.

» October 27th, 2008, 9:56 am » Short link

How about something a little more challenging... like 500 things in DKC that are possible in real life. :roll:

» October 27th, 2008, 10:14 am » Short link

2. Oil Barrels don't shoot out animals

3. Animals in crates won't be controlled by you if jumped on.

» October 28th, 2008, 8:50 am » Short link

Kong-Fu wrote:How about something a little more challenging... like 500 things in DKC that are possible in real life.

That's probably impossible...

4. Bananas can't float in mid air.

by **The Guy** » October 28th, 2008, 9:04 am » Short link

5. Crocs can't jump.

» October 28th, 2008, 10:06 am » Short link

6. Gorillas don't have Banana Hoards.

by **The Guy** » October 29th, 2008, 7:31 am » Short link

7. You can't find several types of Barrels in a jungle.

EDIT: 'K

» October 29th, 2008, 7:41 am » Short link

gamer_boy997 wrote:Topic says almost all. Here are the rules:

1. You may only post 1 thing every post

Um, The Guy...*points to 1.*

» October 29th, 2008, 4:52 pm » Short link

gamer_boy997 wrote:
Kong-Fu wrote:How about something a little more challenging... like 500 things in DKC that are possible in real life.

That's probably impossible...

I could probably do it, but it would have stupid and obvious thinks like how it's possible to move your left leg, and that butterflies can indeed fly.

» October 30th, 2008, 12:12 am » Short link

8. Seals can't cool down lava.

» October 30th, 2008, 1:36 am » Short link

9. Spiders aren't as big as Squitter or Arich.

» October 30th, 2008, 2:51 am » Short link

10. Crocs can't talk.

by **edevore** » October 30th, 2008, 4:28 am » Short link

hooks and objects can not hang in mid air.

by **The Guy** » October 30th, 2008, 7:10 am » Short link

11. Parrots don't shoot eggs from their mouthes.

» October 30th, 2008, 10:54 am » Short link

^ Should be 12.

13. Crows don't hit Parrots with Bats. (You'd have to see the Box Art to DKC2 to get this.)

» October 30th, 2008, 11:44 am » Short link

14. Baby gorillas aren't about the size of an elephant.

» October 30th, 2008, 2:38 pm » Short link

15. Minecart tracks can't float.

» October 30th, 2008, 5:31 pm » Short link

The Angry Sun wrote:13. Crows don't hit Parrots with Bats. (You'd have to see the Box Art to DKC2 to get this.)

I don't think Screech is a crow....
16. You can't hold your breath forever

» October 30th, 2008, 11:07 pm » Short link

17. Monkeys don't hump grey versions of themself.

18. You can't jump in Mine Carts

19. Monkeys don't have girlfriends

I could probably do it, but it would have stupid and obvious thinks like how it's possible to move your left leg, and that butterflies can indeed fly.

Not necessarily. For example,

Hot air balloons can fly higher if steam rises into them

You can ride mine carts down tracks

There really is a spiky clam-type fish that opens and closes to swim.

» October 31st, 2008, 12:22 am » Short link

Well actually...

Monkeys can have mates.
But their mates don't play Guitars.

20. Monkeys can't play Guitars.

by **The Guy** » October 31st, 2008, 6:26 am » Short link

21. Bees can't grow up to the size of a younng monkey.

» October 31st, 2008, 6:32 am » Short link

22. Crocs can't walk on two legs.

» November 5th, 2008, 10:58 am » Short link

23. Monkeys don't live in houses.

» November 5th, 2008, 12:28 pm » Short link

24. Krockodile Kings don't live in kastles.

» November 5th, 2008, 2:43 pm » Short link

25. Krockodile Kings aren't real...

» November 5th, 2008, 5:24 pm » Short link

26. Krokodile doesn't even start with a k...

» November 5th, 2008, 11:12 pm » Short link

27.A Rolling Monkey will not stop a Crocodile.

by **The Guy** » November 6th, 2008, 6:57 am » Short link

28. Crocodiles never wear pirate clothing.

» November 6th, 2008, 12:14 pm » Short link

29. Nor do they use helicopter packs or wear labcaots.

» November 6th, 2008, 1:49 pm » Short link

You counted 28 twice.

by **The Guy** » November 7th, 2008, 7:28 am » Short link

30. Monkeys don't venture through many places, uncluding pirate ships, pipes, and factories.

» November 7th, 2008, 7:58 am » Short link

31. Animals don't wear clothes.

» November 7th, 2008, 5:32 pm » Short link

32. Pearls are not bullets.

by **The Guy** » November 8th, 2008, 7:01 am » Short link

(Finishing Gnawzooka's comment.) ...or be shoot from clams.

33. Monkeys don't play video games, mainly ones staring themselves.

» November 17th, 2008, 9:04 am » Short link

34. If you get hurt under water, you don't suddenly drop down to the ocean floor.

» November 17th, 2008, 9:28 am » Short link

35. Crocks don't make factories.

Mankind did it!

*Runs*

Website · » December 2nd, 2008, 11:08 am » Short link

36. Jumping into floating Barrels that have a countdown. With no strings attached. Cannot Happen.

And wait a minute gamer_boy, animals do wear clothes *looks at himself* and then there was the chimpanzee with a sweater, and those people that dress their dogs. Poor dogs

» December 2nd, 2008, 11:16 am » Short link

37. You can't turn into an animal buddy.

» December 2nd, 2008, 12:01 pm » Short link

38. Rocky monsters don't play "Red light, Green light"...

And they cease to exist...

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39.- You can't jump in mid-air when rolling off an edge.

40.- You can't float by spinning your ponytail.

» December 2nd, 2008, 12:18 pm » Short link

41. There is NO such thing as a giant beaver, bird, bee, etc.

Website · by **Rodent** » December 3rd, 2008, 8:30 pm » Short link

42. Last time I jumped on a crocodile, it didn't go ORK.

by **The Guy** » December 4th, 2008, 6:51 am » Short link

43. Baby vultures and giant ones don't spit coconuts, while normal adult vultures don't throw them.

» December 4th, 2008, 7:49 am » Short link

44. Mine Carts can't go up without pushing it.

» December 4th, 2008, 4:07 pm » Short link

45. Monkey's don't pull out boom boxes and start rapping after they've gone through some area.

Website · by **Rodent** » December 4th, 2008, 4:12 pm » Short link

46. Typically, monkeys can't satisfy a colour changing fish by feeding it fish instead of the fish just eating the monkeys.

by **The Guy** » December 5th, 2008, 2:52 am » Short link

47. Snowmen don't have hats as cannons.

» December 5th, 2008, 7:56 am » Short link

48. A saw can't cut up trees vertically.

» December 5th, 2008, 11:49 am » Short link

49. Green bananas don't suddenly vanish and appear.

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