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by **KremKrawl** » May 21st, 2009, 11:10 am » Short link

Man, this board NEEDS a thread like this, so I'm creating it.

I'll start, where did DK get his tie?

by **SmudgeKWOOD** » May 21st, 2009, 4:10 pm » Short link

LOL ROFL

Luv this topic. Anyway...
He got it by finishing 4th in a golf tournament.
Here`s my question:
Where did Diddy meet Dixie?

by **KremKrawl** » May 21st, 2009, 11:19 pm » Short link

At Disney Land. :roll:

Why is Cranky so cranky?

by **SmudgeKWOOD** » May 22nd, 2009, 2:50 pm » Short link

Because his prescriptions always expire. (He takes 50 pills)
Where did Funky get his surfboard?

» May 25th, 2009, 10:31 am » Short link

From the snowboard shop.

How come Candy Kong isn't in DKC2 or 3?

by **Jomingo** » May 25th, 2009, 10:44 am » Short link

Because she was thinking Arby's.

What kind of toppings does Hogwash like on his pizza?

(also, should this be moved to a DKC relevant board, or do you expect the questions to be more broad than just DKC questions?)

by **SmudgeKWOOD** » May 25th, 2009, 2:22 pm » Short link

(Jomingo, you have a point, but this is called Forum GAMES, so I think it's okay.
... Manky Kong sausage (WTH???????? MANKY KONG?!?!?!?!?!

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What is Dixie Kong's IQ?

» June 11th, 2009, 7:30 am » Short link

250, she's just a really good guesser.

How did Diddy's cap mysteriously get that Nintendo logo to appear on it?

» June 11th, 2009, 9:11 am » Short link

Because Dixie worked for Nintendo, but didn't like the hat, so gave it to her, uhhh, you know.
If you've watch Kiddy golf, what's his score?

» June 13th, 2009, 12:09 pm » Short link

OVER 9000!, because he's too dumb to know how to play.
Why is Donkey Kong's name Donkey?

by **BlueTronic** » June 13th, 2009, 3:38 pm » Short link

Because ass wouldn't have been family-friendly.

Where are the tuuuurtles!? [/The Office quote]

» June 14th, 2009, 2:36 am » Short link

They're in DKC4

How is Diddy Kong able to defeat big enemies by jumping in DKC2 when he couldn't in DKC1?

» June 14th, 2009, 4:43 pm » Short link

Cause after DKC1 but before DKC2, he got a World Gym members card and worked out from 9AM-3PM non-stop. (Just to impress Dixie)
What rap band is Diddy secretly in. (SECRET BAND... Hope Dixie isn`t on DKC Atlas [Or knows about it])

» June 16th, 2009, 7:08 am » Short link

Diddy Ditty.

Why do brambles kill you?

» June 16th, 2009, 7:12 am » Short link

Because they have sharp thorns :roll:

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Why does King K. Rool change his name and what his talent is?

by **The Guy** » June 16th, 2009, 8:57 am » Short link

King K. Rool always changes his name to avoid taxes and his talent is to thumb paint.

How do the bananas float in the air?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:22 am » Short link

They don't. They're sitting on an invisible platform. :lol:

Why does Kackle wear a thing on it's head? (I don't know what it is...I forgot.)

» June 16th, 2009, 11:24 am » Short link

...because his old grandbone knitted it for him,

why is Krool so angry at DK?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:26 am » Short link

He's jealous of DK's banana hoard.

How did Rambi gain the special stampeding ability in DKC2?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:30 am » Short link

He learned about running by Bottles from Banjo-Kazooie.

Why does Rambi pant like a dog?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:31 am » Short link

because he ate one.

Why does rattly have buck teeth?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:35 am » Short link

Because snakes' dentists are other snakes, since when have you seen a snake dentist not make a mistake?

Why does Squitter have shoes?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:38 am » Short link

He hates bare feet.

Why is Squitter always smiling?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:39 am » Short link

He has motion sickness.

How did Enguarde suddenly gain the ability to super stab in DKC2?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:49 am » Short link

From Bottles from Banjo-Kazzoie.

How do mine cart tracks float?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:52 am » Short link

They use the force.

Why are some bananas green?

» June 16th, 2009, 11:57 am » Short link

They're painted.

Why are cart things from DKC2 skulled styled?

» June 16th, 2009, 1:04 pm » Short link

To scare away little kids.

Why don't Krash's care for their own safety?

» June 16th, 2009, 1:10 pm » Short link

Cause they just like killing things.
Why did Dixie wear knee pads?

» June 16th, 2009, 1:17 pm » Short link

Unlike Krash, she cares for her safety.

Why are the animal buddies on your side, but all the other animals not?

» June 16th, 2009, 1:19 pm » Short link

Cause the animal buddys broke the size limit
If Funky wasn't Funky, what would he be?

» June 16th, 2009, 1:21 pm » Short link

UnFunky

Why didn't Diddy have a belly button in DKC?

» June 16th, 2009, 1:26 pm » Short link

That isn't a belly button, but a hole made by King K. Rool's sword on January 5th, 1995. (That was bloody)
Why did Nintendo make Dixie's hair red in DKC2 in a 2 player comp for player 2, but not in DKC3

» June 16th, 2009, 6:23 pm » Short link

...because the red paint gave dixie a very rare skin disease.

Whatever happend to Chunky Kong?

» June 17th, 2009, 3:32 am » Short link

He got squished by a rock.

If there's no Donkey Kong, what would it be?

» June 17th, 2009, 3:56 am » Short link

Cranky Kong Country.

How did Donkey Kong suddenly get his initials on some of the barrels?

» June 17th, 2009, 4:03 am » Short link

It's DK's barrel.

Why is Klump dressed like a solider?

» June 17th, 2009, 6:34 am » Short link

He was in the U.K. Krem Force.
Funky, Swanky, and Wrinkly are all nicknames. What are their real names?
I'd also like to prove that Diddy was in a band. I found these lyrics:
Im just here to hold your hand when you die
and to show you around imaginary places
puttin many lumps on my bloody stump
edible habits so I bit the perfect circle
die in your sleep with the sky at your feet
ill shoot you when your happy on the day that you will find peace
how did you do it, i dont know, im ok
every person i know is a secret sorta agent
cuz im accused of lewd conducts
all prove hard to rate the prompts
any kind of rumor for em, may they rest to put me in a loony bin
a farty farm that cooks

Im just here to hold your hand when you die
Psycho better cause trouble runnin for your soft spot
late market closed, and the irk on her nose
turned into a deadly gas flowin through the air ducts
shes had no love for the thought that she was
she doesnt love me cuz I dont have the right hair cut
Im miss-understood, I just face it, Im no good
but I will not appologize for anything that I say
My name is Mr Busdriver
this is the producer Paris
we did not embarass to admit that we were purchasing a bit
of our own imaginary place

(Breakdown)

ok ok, alright, yea..
now
move!

- lots of scratching -

gotta do my shout outs now.. (peace to)

Im just here to hold your hand when you die
Paris and Daddy care, theyll also be there too

Im just here to hold your hand when you die
Unless you get the (senamums) to her we´ll help you

Im just here to hold your hand when you die
Feel the fellowship announced everyone will help you

Im just here to hold your hand when you die
Shoulda been an empire hip hop clan too

Im just here to hold your hand to die
Im just here to hold your hand when you
Just here to hold your hand..
when you die..

» June 18th, 2009, 6:58 pm » Short link

...Eugene, Mark and Lucinda.

How did Tiny obtain the ability to shrink at her own will?

by **KremKrawl** » June 19th, 2009, 1:54 am » Short link

She ate 50 Mini Mushrooms.
Why is Kiddy not appearing anymore?

» June 19th, 2009, 12:25 pm » Short link

He has an uncontrollable urge to wet himself.

Why does Lanky have long arms?

» June 19th, 2009, 12:31 pm » Short link

He was on one side of a canyon, while a giant banana was on the other, and while on the other side, the banana urged him so much to get it from where he was, and his arms have been so long ever since.

Why does Diddy get the rocket barrel jetpack?

» June 19th, 2009, 12:36 pm » Short link

he asked pretty please with a cherry on top.

Why did Wrinkly (Lucinda) die?

» June 19th, 2009, 1:05 pm » Short link

Let's just say Kiddy got mad at her... there was a knife involved, I'll say, too.
Why does Kiddy wear his jammies all the time?

» June 19th, 2009, 1:13 pm » Short link

They were accidentally sewed onto his- well you know

Why doesn't Cranky have his own game?

» June 19th, 2009, 1:36 pm » Short link

He did... in 1876
Which of the Fruity Loops programs does Dixie have?

by **Jomingo** » June 19th, 2009, 2:49 pm » Short link

None, Dixie eats Cocoa Puffs. :lol:

What kind of waffles does DK hate?

» June 19th, 2009, 2:59 pm » Short link

Oh my, Dixie eats computer programs? RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

.....

Anywho, DK hates buttermilk. (He hates butter)
Which Kong told the president to eat cheese and die?

» June 19th, 2009, 3:17 pm » Short link

All of them, it was a boycott,

Why did Diddy have the bill of a duck in the DKC tv show?

» June 19th, 2009, 3:24 pm » Short link

That wasn't Diddy... that was his secret brother, Nitty.
Who were Cranky's grandparents?

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