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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2012, 7:30 am

"Say, I think we've infuse enough life in these topics for one night, eh Chibisai Kong? I have a feeling it's against the rules to post too much."-Super Luigi!

*She is talking to Hanssen about her mace. "Well, not that I thought you were a rapist. But you neve know these days." *Hanssen gives her a "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!" look.*-Chantelle in Holby City
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » May 27th, 2012, 12:46 pm

"Is mayonaise an instrument?" Patrick Star

"THREE DAYS!" Random fish in Spongebob
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 2nd, 2012, 1:39 pm

"I could go deeper but I don't feel like it."-Bryce, one of my friends at school, when we were talking about singing

Seth Meyers: "What's next?" Nicholas Cage: "We're gonna have a three-way with the Declaration of Independence."-Saturday Night Live Weekend Update
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » June 3rd, 2012, 3:31 pm

"We paid 9 dollars for this?" Mrs. Puff

"I paid 10!" Sandy Cheeks in response to Mrs. Puff
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 3rd, 2012, 4:39 pm

"Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!"-Cinna in Julius Caesar

"Thank god for captions!"-Me
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » June 5th, 2012, 1:13 pm

"Heh, dumb chickens!" Link in a fan video

"Where's my pie?" Kevinbolk

"Who you callin' pinhead?" Patrick Star
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 5th, 2012, 2:02 pm

"*thinking*Holy $#!+ it can't be THIS easy to trick him..."-Decius spoiler for my comic :3

"Yeah no."-Brutus spoiler
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » June 6th, 2012, 10:34 am

"CANADAAAAA!" Kevinbolk

"Sure beats a visit from Mrs. Kong!" Cranky Kong
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 6th, 2012, 2:15 pm

Oh I see what you did there.

Steve: "Maybe until dad gets better I can clean the gutters!" Francine: "That's creepy honey."-American Dad

Brian: "Quagmire's Cross Country Tour. Doesn't country have an o in it?" Quagmire: "Nope."-Family Guy
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » June 7th, 2012, 3:03 pm

Then you must have really good eyesight, because even I don't see what I did there.

"VEGAS!" A man in a show who says this and starts dancing.

"Once there was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe,
He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night,
To find that his dream had come true." Gary from Spongebob
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 7th, 2012, 3:50 pm

You added a quote from Cranky. XD
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » June 8th, 2012, 3:10 pm

Well, it IS funny and interesting at the same time!
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 8th, 2012, 5:58 pm

True, true, Cranky has that effect...


"Alea iacta est(The die has been cast)."—Caesar, crossing the Rubicon

"When come such another?"-Marc Antony, Julius Caesar act three scene two
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby DKCplayer » June 8th, 2012, 9:08 pm

"Fun things are fun!" - Yui Hirasawa from K-ON!

"Balsamic vinegar" In the head of Tsukasa Hiragii from Lucky Star

I burst out laughing when this happened while I was playing Donkey Kong Country 3:
"All these banana birds are getting restless. Maybe Funky can help you out."
*Saves game*
"While you're out, try and find me some of those banana birds. They really keep me company." - Wrinkly Kong from DKC3, paraphrased since I don't remember the exact text.
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » June 9th, 2012, 11:23 am

"HOW ARE YOU MATE?!?" ^Him

"Doh! Nuts! Donuts!" Homer Simpson
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 27th, 2012, 5:25 pm

"Infany, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"-Julius Caesar in Carry On Cleo
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Super Luigi! » June 28th, 2012, 3:21 pm

"You have my support!" Various people I've talked to.
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Mr.Diddy » August 4th, 2012, 11:39 am

DO A BARREL ROLL!!! :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Postby Ribbedebie » August 9th, 2012, 11:03 pm

Let me just share some quotes from the show based on the game we all know and love, because the dialogue is quite clever.

"I know just what to do... heh heh heh..."
"Blow their rocketship from here to kalamazoo?"
"NO, you LUNKHEAD! I don't want to destroy history! I want to be part of it!"

-- K. Rool and Klump, To the Moon Baboon

"This negative stuff is bumming me out big time..." -- Funky Kong, Bug-a-Boogie

"Jack? Me name's Skurvy, not Jack!" -- Captain Skurvy, Bug-a-Boogie again

"What? A furball!? What're you doin' in King K'Rool's kitchen! ...What's this jungle doin' in King K'Rool's kitchen?" -- Klump, Watch the Skies

"You took a wrong turn the day you were born, ya lunkhead piece of wasted brain mass!" -- King K. Rool, I Spy With my Hairy Eye

"You're just saying that to make me feel better, Diddy! ...And it's working!" -- Donkey Kong, Four Weddings and a Coconut
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