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» March 23rd, 2023, 2:04 pm » Short link

152. Bonus rooms don't exist, especially for tokens.

» March 23rd, 2023, 3:10 pm » Short link

153: You can't handslap the ground and knock bananas out and shake the screen.
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» March 23rd, 2023, 3:12 pm » Short link

154. There's no screen to begin with!

» March 24th, 2023, 6:17 am » Short link

155 monkeys don’t have rocking chairs and don’t whack you with canes. :parry:

» March 24th, 2023, 11:26 am » Short link

156. They also don't teach college courses.

» March 24th, 2023, 1:44 pm » Short link

157 they can't save your game either!
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» March 25th, 2023, 12:18 pm » Short link

158. Balloons aren't as useful.

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159 orangutans don't toss barrels at unsuspecting monkeys with red hats.
I guess both are improbable, but I'm referring to the former. :parry:

» March 28th, 2023, 3:12 pm » Short link

160. You can't breathe in water.

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161 dragonflies can’t hover in place.
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» March 29th, 2023, 11:37 am » Short link

162. They're also not the size of gorillas.

» March 29th, 2023, 2:37 pm » Short link

163: crocodiles can't bounce off of tires.
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» March 30th, 2023, 1:16 pm » Short link

164. Lantern fish aren't in swamps.

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165: you can't bounce off of krock heads.
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» March 31st, 2023, 2:48 pm » Short link

166. Crocodiles don't sit in lava either, even if they are cold-blooded.

» March 31st, 2023, 2:53 pm » Short link

167: hooks can’t float
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» April 1st, 2023, 7:32 am » Short link

168. Something similar may have been stated before, but ropes cannot die.

» April 1st, 2023, 7:40 am » Short link

169: golden letters dont float.
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» April 1st, 2023, 8:13 am » Short link

170. They don't rotate either.

» April 1st, 2023, 8:15 am » Short link

171: crocodiles don't make "onk" sounds when they die.
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» April 1st, 2023, 8:17 am » Short link

172. Coats aren't haunted.

» April 1st, 2023, 8:18 am » Short link

173: birds don't attempt to kill you with their young.
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» April 1st, 2023, 8:25 am » Short link

174. Swamps aren't always deadly.

» April 1st, 2023, 8:27 am » Short link

175: you dont get invincibility after taking damage.
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» April 1st, 2023, 8:29 am » Short link

176. Falls can kill you.

» April 1st, 2023, 8:30 am » Short link

177: bottomless pits don't exist.
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» April 1st, 2023, 8:32 am » Short link

178. They also aren't littered around the landscape.

» April 1st, 2023, 8:34 am » Short link

179: crocodiles can't jump.
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» April 1st, 2023, 12:44 pm » Short link

180. Wind isn't selective about what it pushes.

» April 1st, 2023, 2:51 pm » Short link

181: barrel cannons can’t blast you.
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by **Mattrizzle** » April 2nd, 2023, 3:26 pm » Short link

182. There's no such thing as a barrel with your face on it that everyone else phases through.

» April 2nd, 2023, 3:31 pm » Short link

183: you can’t toss a beetle at another beetle and have your hair stand up in the air. e.g (beetle clashing)
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» April 3rd, 2023, 4:22 pm » Short link

184. Lightning won't follow you unless you have metal.

» April 3rd, 2023, 6:03 pm » Short link

185: poisonous water can't make you reverse your synaptic functions.
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by **Mattrizzle** » April 4th, 2023, 1:46 am » Short link

186. Purple crocodiles don't exist.

» April 4th, 2023, 6:29 am » Short link

187: crocodiles don’t ride in mine carts.
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» April 4th, 2023, 12:51 pm » Short link

188. They're not on rollercoasters either.

» April 4th, 2023, 1:34 pm » Short link

189: Crocodiles can't be barons.
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» April 4th, 2023, 2:59 pm » Short link

190. Wasps are not very calm.

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191: crocodiles don't have chins (like kobbles)
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» April 4th, 2023, 4:08 pm » Short link

192. Wasps also don't have kings.

» April 4th, 2023, 5:33 pm » Short link

193: Or queens
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» April 5th, 2023, 12:53 pm » Short link

194. They can make honey, however, although not nearly as much as bees would.

» April 5th, 2023, 1:22 pm » Short link

I'm sorry! I wasn't paying attention!! Technically they can!
195: Crocodiles don't wear crowns.
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:EDIT: That was more dramatic than I thought.

» April 6th, 2023, 12:54 pm » Short link

196. They also don't own ships.

Don't worry about it.

» April 6th, 2023, 12:56 pm » Short link

197: Wasps don't produce honey.
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» April 6th, 2023, 1:05 pm » Short link

198. TNT is also not necessary to defeat paper wasps.

» April 6th, 2023, 1:37 pm » Short link

199: beavers can't operate millstones
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» April 7th, 2023, 1:06 pm » Short link

200. Water is always dangerous.

» April 7th, 2023, 1:10 pm » Short link

201: sharks dont swim back and forth consistently.
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