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[Crammalamma]

78 giant bananas in my hoard,
78 giant bananas,
A Zinger has spikes,
I would say "Yikes",
77 giant bananas in my hoard.

[SimianSegue]

77 giant bananas in my hoard,
77 giant bananas,
When DK jumps,
He falls like a lump
76 giant bananas in my hoard

[Crammalamma]

76 giant bananas in my hoard,
76 giant bananas,
The next surprise would most likely be
Green bananas from DKC3, (pronounced as an acronym)
75 giant bananas in my hoard.

[HavocReaper48]

75 giant bananas in my hoard,
75 giant bananas,
Regular DKC bananas float,
K. Rool lives in a boat,
74 giant bananas in m hoard

[Phyreburnz]

74 giant bananas in my hoard,
74 giant bananas.
Why'd they kill Wrinkly?
Maybe she was stinky!
73 giant bananas in my hoard.

[Crammalamma]

73 giant bananas in my hoard,
73 giant bananas,
This thread must be
More active, you see,
72 giant bananas in my hoard.

[Kimi Kong]

72 giant bananas in my hoard,
72 giant bananas,
Dixie flys with her hair,
you just can't compare,
71 giant bananas in my hoard.

(Lame, right?)

[Geno]

71 giant bananas in my hoard,
71 giant bananas,
This topic's been bumped,
But not by a Klump,
70 giant bananas in my hoard.

[Crammalamma]

70 giant bananas in my hoard,
70 giant bananas,
Geno made me laugh
a bit, less than half,
69 giant bananas in my hoard.

[Geno]

69 giant bananas in my hoard,
69 giant bananas,
People who think Swanky is DK's brother
are such nutters,
68 giant bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

68 giant bananas, destroying your hoards
68 giant bananas
Poor old cranky's
breaking rools, quite frankly.
67 giant bananas

[Super Luigi!]

67 giant bananas in my hoard,
67 giant bananas.
Race a Mario Kart 8 Tourney,
Go on a grand journey,
66 giant bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

Off Topic: Super Luigi you are supposed to do that with DONKEY KONG related things, not MARIO related.

[Mattrizzle]

66 giant bananas in my hoard,
66 giant bananas.
Stomp Kruncha's head,
Make him turn red,
65 giant bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

65 giant bananas in my hoard,
65 giant bananas
There's so many bananas,
We'd fill a savanna
N64 Giant Bananas
(bananas obviously referring to giant bananas in case you can't tell)

[Super Luigi!]

I'm sorry. I thought Mario Kart was OK, since DK's there. But anyway...

64 giant bananas in my hoard,
64 giant bananas.
Take Dixie shopping,
Don't get a whopping,
63 bananas in my hoard.

[ArnyTheMutant]

63 giant bananas in my hoard,
63 giant bananas.
K. Rool's truly a tyrant,
And a very stylish pirate,
62 bananas in my hoard.

[Super Luigi!]

62 giant bananas in my hoard,
62 giant bananas.
Funky's the guy,
To take to the sky,
61 bananas in my hoard.

[Chibisai Kong]

61 giant bananas in my horde,
61 giant bananas,
I can't rhyme anything Dk-related to save my life
It just looked like fun
60 giant bananas in my horde

[Super Luigi!]

60 giant bananas in my hoard,
60 giant bananas.
Chibisai's the Kong,
Who can't get it wrong.
59 bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

59 giant bananas in my hoard
59 giant bananas
Tree top town
Gets you down
58 giant bananas in my hoard
58 giant bananas
Because the barrels
Make you quarrel
57 giant bananas in my hoard
57 giant bananas
They shoot you down
Into the ground
56 giant bananas in my freaking hoard!
56 giant bananas!
Because you cant
properly react
55 BANANA SLAMMAS(goes on drumset solo because I CAN DRIVE 55[cookies for whoever gets that refference first])

(Tried a triple liner here, if that's alright. I feel so stupid for shooting Donkey and Diddy into a bottomless pit in vine valley so many, many times, i could write a comic about it! Speaking of comics: viewtopic.php?f=26&t=382

[Super Luigi!]

54 giant bananas in my hoard,
54 giant bananas.
He broke the rule,
Which just ain't cool,
53 bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

53 giant bananas in my hoard
53 giant bananas
Apologies,
Super Luigi
52 giant bananas in my hoard

[Super Luigi!]

52 giant bananas in my hoard,
52 giant bananas.
I won't cry,
Because of Gamer Guy.
51 bananas in my hoard.

[Chibisai Kong]

51 giant bananas in my hoard,
51 giant bananas
Uh, hey, guys
I think we may have skipped a line
50 giant bananas in my hoard

[Super Luigi!]

51 giant bananas in my hoard,
51 giant bananas.
I blame spaceman2028,
For being a cheapskate.
Now there's actually 50 bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

50 giant bananas in my hoard
50 giant bananas
We're halfway done
With this run!
49 giant bananas in Super Luigi's banana hoard

[Super Luigi!]

50 giant bananas in my hoard,
50 giant bananas.
I won't lie,
Its because of you and I.
49 bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

49 giant bananas in my hoard,
49 giant bananas!
Shaking the thread
Bumping with lead
48 giant bananas in Donkey Kong's Banana hoard sign hoard(in reference to a funny pic i saw a long time ago)

[Super Luigi!]

47 giant bananas in my hoard,
47 giant bananas.
We've been flaked,
Because of my mistake.
46 bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

46 giant bananas in my hoard
46 giant bananas
Been slacked by barrels
in Black Ice Battle(lol)
45 giant bananas in DK's Hoard

well, i TRIED to make a good rhyme...

[Super Luigi!]

45 giant bananas in my hoard,
45 giant bananas.
Dixie experienced such a sensational tickle,
Because of a very dramatic, crazed, and probably traumatizing incident involving Tiny, Diddy, and a pickle.
44 bananas in my hoard.

[spaceman2028]

Super Luigi right there let me tell you

This next line regards the banana hoard itself:
44 giant bananas in my hoard
44 giant bananas
Make a Safe
DK's Weight
43 giant plantains in my hoard

...dare i even ask what that incident was(other than tiny stealing something from diddy and then endangering diddy's girlfriend)?

[Super Luigi!]

43 giant bananas in my hoard,
43 giant bananas.
Grunty's the one,
Who will have all the fun!
42 bananas in my hoard.

(If you like, I could create a story especially for you and post it somewhere.)

[OneOf99]

42 giant bananas in my hoard,
42 giant bananas.
Revive this topic now,
so DK can take a bow
41 bananas in my hoard!

Really, the last post was 2 years ago...

[spaceman2028]

41 giant bananas in my hoard,
41 giant bananas.
This one was lost
We're all distraught
40 giant bananas in my hoard,
40 giant bananas.
We must continue to the end,
even if we wind up dead(don't ask me ok?)
39 giant bananas!

(There, is that better? Welcome to the forums, by the way.)

[Super Luigi!]

39 giant bananas in my hoard,
39 giant bananas!
We shall continue,
Now that I'm with you!
38 giant bananas in my hoard!

[wuffalo]

37 giant bananas in my hoard,
37 giant bananas!
Its been 25 years
of DKC (to that, i say cheers)
37 giant bananas in my hoard!

Happy 25th! (albeit a tad late )

[Super Luigi!]

37 giant bananas in my hoard,
37 giant bananas!
The years have gone by,
And some wonder why,
36 giant bananas in my hoard!

[wuffalo]

why did no one tell me i forgot to take a banana off the count lmao

[WesternTanager794]

i didn't realize there were any bananas left!

[Super Luigi!]

So the count would be at 35 now then.

[WesternTanager794]

35 giant bananas in my hoard,
35 giant bananas!
K.rool is sillier than ever,
and why not have a lever?
34 giant bananas in my hoard!

[Mattrizzle]

34 giant bananas in my hoard,
34 giant bananas!
K. Lumsy's right hand,
makes K. Rool's ship eat sand.
33 giant bananas in my hoard!

[Super Luigi!]

33 giant bananas in my hoard,
33 giant bananas!
Another game will be done,
That is moderately fun,
32 giant bananas in my hoard!

[WesternTanager794]

32 giant bananas in my hoard,
32 giant bananas!
scurvys ship catches a fair breeze,
making neek eat scraps of cheese.
31 giant bananas in my hoard!

[Super Luigi!]

31 giant bananas in my hoard,
31 giant bananas!
Dixie and Tiny,
Have made Diddy shiny,
30 giant bananas in my hoard!

[Mattrizzle]

30 giant bananas in my hoard,
30 giant bananas!
One more goes to Eddie,
Yes, that mean old yeti,
29 giant bananas in my hoard!

After we're done with this, we can restart with "99 golden bananas in my hoard"

[WesternTanager794]

29 giant bananas in my hoard,
29 giant bananas!
Another goes to Bluster,
but not Leo Luster,
28 giant bananas in my hoard!

Good idea!

[Super Luigi!]

28 giant bananas in my hoard,
28 giant bananas!
The foxes are back,
And about to attack,
27 giant bananas in my hoard!

Oh no.