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» July 7th, 2023, 9:42 am » Short link

452: volcanoes don’t emerge.

» July 7th, 2023, 10:10 am » Short link

453. Bears don't live in them either.

» July 8th, 2023, 8:43 am » Short link

454; volcanoes are uninhabitable.
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» July 8th, 2023, 11:40 am » Short link

455. Jungles and forests don't grow in volcanoes.

» July 9th, 2023, 11:50 am » Short link

456 rockets don’t run

» July 9th, 2023, 4:12 pm » Short link

457. You can't just collide with the fuel to use it either.

» July 10th, 2023, 11:48 pm » Short link

458: fuel typically explodes when in contact with fire.

» July 11th, 2023, 11:19 am » Short link

459. Canada doesn't have a mad scientist.

» July 13th, 2023, 12:26 am » Short link

460: islands don’t have power sources.

» July 13th, 2023, 11:24 am » Short link

461. You can't descend a waterfall by climbing it.

» July 16th, 2023, 12:54 pm » Short link

462: you can’t lift things with your hair.

» July 17th, 2023, 7:48 am » Short link

463. Nobody is as cool as Funky, even if some come close.

» July 18th, 2023, 5:05 am » Short link

464 Chimpanzees don’t have thumbs.

» July 18th, 2023, 10:08 am » Short link

465. You can't swim through walls.

» July 19th, 2023, 3:04 am » Short link

466 and you can't walk through them

» July 19th, 2023, 10:23 am » Short link

467. Lying down perpendicular will not allow you to phase through the world.

» July 20th, 2023, 3:13 am » Short link

468 beetles aren't even close to the size of monkeys.

» July 20th, 2023, 10:33 am » Short link

469. No amount of spikes will protect a wasp from being stepped on.

» July 22nd, 2023, 7:47 am » Short link

470: wasps don’t have spikes

» July 22nd, 2023, 11:04 am » Short link

471. None of them are docile.

» July 22nd, 2023, 11:35 am » Short link

Snakes don’t jump

» July 23rd, 2023, 12:11 pm » Short link

473. Swordfish do not live everywhere.

» July 23rd, 2023, 1:28 pm » Short link

474: animal statues do not turn into 2x

» July 24th, 2023, 6:47 am » Short link

475. There are not areas filled with animal cracker tokens that give lives.

» July 24th, 2023, 1:45 pm » Short link

476 Monkeys can’t talk.

» July 25th, 2023, 10:38 am » Short link

477. Hitting a bass won't light up an area.

» July 28th, 2023, 5:30 pm » Short link

478: pigs can't unlock doors

» July 29th, 2023, 1:32 pm » Short link

479. Barrels are not very useful to most people.

» July 29th, 2023, 6:54 pm » Short link

480 getting hit by a barrel will not create banana bunches.

» July 30th, 2023, 11:19 am » Short link

481. You likely won't run into dark people in barrels that take balloons.

» August 2nd, 2023, 8:16 am » Short link

482 crocodiles can't sail boats

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483. Caves are not lit or safe to be in.

» August 3rd, 2023, 12:35 pm » Short link

484: Rocks aren’t related to crocodiles.

» August 3rd, 2023, 3:18 pm » Short link

485. You can't breathe underwater.

» August 5th, 2023, 10:47 am » Short link

486 beavers don't ally with gators

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487. Armadillos don't challenge gorillas.

» August 6th, 2023, 9:23 am » Short link

488: birds don’t shoot coconuts.
Does Necky have a coconut gun?

» August 6th, 2023, 12:56 pm » Short link

489. Isles of crocodiles aren't towers.

Probably not, but we don't know.

» August 6th, 2023, 6:14 pm » Short link

490 islands aren’t shaped like monkey heads.
:parry:

» August 7th, 2023, 1:16 pm » Short link

491. People don't live on top of waterfalls.

Or do they?

» August 17th, 2023, 6:04 am » Short link

492: crocodiles dont wear m1 army helmets.

Fallingwater. Almost there!

» August 17th, 2023, 11:39 am » Short link

493. They don't wear army tanktops either.

» August 19th, 2023, 5:09 am » Short link

494 crocs don't take math tests.

» August 19th, 2023, 10:43 am » Short link

495. Younger sisters don't suddenly become taller.

» August 20th, 2023, 5:16 am » Short link

496: monkeys can't ride on zingers.
Will Simion swoop in to take 500? :parry:

» August 21st, 2023, 7:58 am » Short link

497. Frogs are not giant enough to ride on either.

He might now.

» August 22nd, 2023, 5:50 am » Short link

498. snakes don't coil upwards.
:parry:

» August 22nd, 2023, 10:50 am » Short link

499. You won't find a barrel with your face on it.

» August 22nd, 2023, 12:21 pm » Short link

500: armadillos do not pursue monkeys.
I think you did that one already. :parry:

» August 23rd, 2023, 10:49 am » Short link

Would you look at that? It seems that we finally reached 500! Kind of surprised there wasn't really any fanfare though.

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