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[Super Luigi!]

...dizzy as you start to wonder if this is a dream. It isn't, however, so then you must use the camera he's watching you on to...

[WesternTanager794]

…play donkey Kong is confused 3.1 which makes k.rool think…

[Super Luigi!]

...that this is how he will defeat the Kongs. However, this is clearly a ruse, so once he's gone, you must take Diddy and Dixie to...

[WesternTanager794]

...say hi to k.rool and startle him out of his stupor...

[Super Luigi!]

...which will then begin a boss fight. Or at least it would, if he didn't run away like in Stronghold Showdown. Klomp with a blanket will then appear and try to capture the Kongs, but...

[WesternTanager794]

...conker shows up and whisks K.rool away. Why?...

[Super Luigi!]

...It's because Conkey is collecting his bounty. Diddy and Dixie then decide to...

[Sledgehammer44]

...throw a surprise party, but because someone forgot to bring the cables for the Wii...

[WesternTanager794]

..and someone was smart enough to bring Diddy Kong Racing and a N64 console and we join in on the image where Cranky, Wrinkly and co. (the other kongs) are playing. This is fun and...

[Super Luigi!]

...leads to Krystal bringing snacks and Conker bringing drinks. Everyone then wonders whether Cranky or Wrinkly is better, but they won't know unti later. For now, Tiny...

[WesternTanager794]

…plays Banjo-Tooie and everyone…

[Super Luigi!]

...tries to figure out what to do next. Suddenly, the snake sisters arrive at the party and mostly keep to themselves. At a nearby table, Funky works on...

[WesternTanager794]

...the car wash. Singing "Working at the Car Wash."...

[Super Luigi!]

...he will then ask you to grab him a crate, which is located...

[WesternTanager794]

...in the midst of Dinosaur Planet. In the core. Where no raccoon has ever traveled before. When you enter the molten core, Drakor is waiting for you and he is fighting Randorn in a good vs evil fight. Who wins?...

[Super Luigi!]

...You do, if you hurry. Drakor will then try to stop Randorn and focus on you, but that won't work, as long as...

[WesternTanager794]

...Sabre plays fetch with Tricky! Causing...

[Super Luigi!]

...Kite to join in with Krystal, which leads to the walls...

[WesternTanager794]

...and the ring of fire to burn burn...

[Flurryxvivo]

...just before a giant cardboard cutout of King K. Rool appears...

[Super Luigi!]

...and yells in a ludicrous way to garner attention. You must then...

[WesternTanager794]

...shout, shout, let it all out and...

[Super Luigi!]

...run before Klump arrives by falling through the ceiling onto...

[WesternTanager794]

...Chimpanzee Clouds. Where he finds Expresso who can now kill klaptraps and kritters by running into them, and jump onto zingers as well! This leads to utter nonsense in this level of DKL and Klump rides The Expresso Express, causing...

[Flurryxvivo]

...the Klaptraps to unite their powers and grow into a huge Mega-Klaptrap, which consumes everything including the player...

[Super Luigi!]

...characters if they're not careful. To stop the Mega-Klaptrap, you must follow Klump and save him by...

[WesternTanager794]

...humming Jungle Groove and Ancient Lake simultaneously. Very difficult to say the least
Followed by a accurate rendition of crocodile Rock and Krook's March. If you don't do that, Wizpig will kidnap DK and sentence him to death. If you do, Wizpig will fall asleep jump out of the windshield of the driver's seat of his spaceship and flatten the mega claptrap. Causing Expresso to...

[Super Luigi!]

...make that face from Donkey Kong Land's commercial and speed off without Klump. Now that he's here, Klump will tell you where to go next, as he is now a double agent. With both Diddy and Dixie, you must then...

[Flurryxvivo]

...perform the fabled banana ritual, which involves Diddy & Dixie spinning while simultaneously throwing bananas in all directions and absolutely screaming the lyrics of "I'm Nobody's Hero" at the top of their lungs. This summons the great Light Kong, who warps DK, Diddy, Dixie, and Klump through time and space until they end up in...

[WesternTanager794]

...the core of dinosaur planet. Again?!...

[Super Luigi!]

...While Klump and DK carry out their mission together, you must then guide Diddy and Dixie through a field of flowers that spray soothing sweetness, until you meet...

[Flurryxvivo]

...Snide from DK64, who gives you blueprints for...

[WesternTanager794]

...the scream extractor which turns out to be a hoax instigated by Snide because...

[Super Luigi!]

...he needed extra money after K. Rool fired him. Rather than fight him in a boss fight, however, Snide will instead...

[Sledgehammer44]

...try to return the slab of King Ramses, otherwise he will suffer his curse and...

[Super Luigi!]

...never again receive the help of the Kongs. Inside Angry Aztec, you must...

[WesternTanager794]

...promenade through the everglades with...

[Super Luigi!]

...a special flower to give Pomely, the younger snake sister. Once you do, she will be very happy and reward you with...

[Flurryxvivo]

...a heavy bowling ball, which must be used to...

[Super Luigi!]

...blast out of a cannon over to her older sister Tuki, who will...

[WesternTanager794]

...clap and...

[Super Luigi!]

...give you a special newsletter for Funky later. Then, she'll tell you about someone she knows who looks similar to Dixie, but pursuing that quest is optinoal for the cheat. Next, you can...

[WesternTanager794]

...kill kremlings in Rattle Battle which is very fun. K.rool gets a bit annoyed at this recurring nonsense, and puts an...

[Super Luigi!]

...end to it by sending Krunchas and Kutlasses, which will...

[WesternTanager794]

...surprise Rattly on his next pass through, which until then, he is off...

[Super Luigi!]

...to play the SNES with Cranky, since they both have giant SNES controllers. You must then decide who to be. If you choose K. Rool, then...

[WesternTanager794]

...shame on you! . Just kidding. K.rool often wins, though he cheats sometimes by never giving up until he is bleeding to death in K.rool Duel and Krocodile Kore, when Cranky has a time catching up to K.rool and they are fairly evenly matched. K.rool wins 59% of their 102% matches with cheating 30% of the time. Their last DKC2 Duel encounter, playing the game over and over and playing to see who beats the games more times ends with this summary...

[Super Luigi!]

...where Cranky wins the Any% category easily, while both of them fight for 102%. Make sure to use the crate by the Klampon to...

[WesternTanager794]

...ask yourself, what Klampon is Super Luigi is talking about, and then bash that baddy, where then you are 1.28 seconds ahead of Cranky. Then...

[Super Luigi!]

...you must free the giant mermaid that K. Rool may have imprisoned, and if she's starts attacking, then you must defeat her as well. After the boss battle, she will then...